Your dog
CP90Three laps of the living room. Nobody knows why.
Takes one sock. Never the pair. Never explains.
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Their photo, their name, their own moves and one ridiculous weakness. Made in a minute, then printed by hand in Victoria and posted to you.
Make your dog’s cardFree to make. $10 to print, shipping included anywhere.
4 good dogs so far. Every dog card made goes up here.

One eye slowly rotates your way. Nothing else moves. You feel genuinely judged.
Medium dog, full lap commitment. Sit command? Never heard of it.
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Sit, shake, spin. Marnie learned all that before you finished your coffee. Show-off.
Was that a sound? A smell? A vibe? Marnie is already on the ceiling. She is working on it.
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Diego's mournful eyes meet yours. You were going to eat that whole bag. Were.
He waited so patiently. Now you're toweled off and he has already eaten your snack.
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Pablo fetches it beautifully. Then holds it forever. The ball is his now. It always was.
How many balls fit in there. Scientists cannot say. Pablo is not telling.
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Chonk Finder is about getting outside and meeting friendly cats. Dogs don’t go on the map, but a dog this good deserves a card, so every dog card says GOOD DOG in the corner.
Got cats too? They go on the map, and they get cards of their own. Cat trading cards
Prices are in US dollars, or Canadian dollars in Canada. Every card is checked by a person before it prints. Give it a week or two.