How do I get a trading card of my cat?

Take a photo of your cat in the Chonk Finder app. It makes the card from the photo: the name, the type, two moves and the stats. That is free. To have it printed, order one card for $10 or a pack of 8 for $29, and I post it to you.

Are they real trading cards?

Yes. 2.5 x 3.5 inches, the same size as a Pokemon card, printed at 300 DPI on special card stock with a varnish. They fit a standard sleeve.

Can I get printed cards without paying?

Find 40 chonks in the app and I print you a pack for nothing. I also give cards away at events and on Instagram and r/chonkfinder.

Can you make a card of a cat that has died?

Yes. If you have a photo of them, the card is made from that, and I can send it in a protective case.

How long does it take to arrive?

A week or two. They are printed in Victoria and posted from Canada, and shipping is included anywhere in the world.

Your cat, on a real card.

I started printing these for the cats on my street in Victoria. Then I put them on Reddit, and people started asking for theirs.

How to get one

“I love this so much! Would love a trading card of my old gal Ruby. 💜”
From the replies, r/VictoriaBC

STAGE 1

Ruby

CP110

Persian Calico

Dinner Scream50

Unleashes a shriek at 5pm sharp. The bowl was already full. This changes nothing.

Silent Judgment80

Stares from her chair with ancient contempt. You have been found unworthy.

weaknesscucumberFound by @splintercat 🇨🇦

CFfound1×rare

“Love this!! Tonquin Benito has a trading card now. This is not a joke.”
From the replies, r/VictoriaBC

STAGE 1

Tonquin Benito

CP110

Smoke British Shorthair

Sneak Attack50

Wearing a tiny hat as cover, Benito slides out of nowhere. No one saw him coming.

Stanky Shrimp Chomp80

He found something in the alley. It smelled awful. He ate it anyway. Your problem now.

weaknessvacuum cleanerFound by @tonqdachonk

CFfound1×rare

“This would be an amazing gift for my boys for Xmas. (I have 2 cats)”

“How do I request one of my baby angel???”

“I’m not exactly local but I could send a self addressed stamped envelope if you’re willing?”

“I don’t have a cat but this is awesome”

“My brother and I would love some cards of our cats! I have the pictures ready to go.”

“Do you accept former chonks?”

Yes.

I made one for a former chonk on my street. If yours is gone, I can send the card in a protective case.

It’s been a labour of love.

Special card stock, a proper printer, and a varnish I had to go looking for before they felt right in the hand. 2.5 x 3.5 inches, the same size as a Pokemon card, so they fit a sleeve and a binder.

I print them in Victoria and post them myself. Give it a week or two.

How to get one

Make it in the appfree
Print one card$10
Print a pack of 8$29
Or earn a packfind 40 chonks

Shipping is included, anywhere in the world. Prices are in US dollars, or Canadian dollars in Canada. I also give cards away at events and on Instagram and r/chonkfinder.

Got a dog?

People kept asking. Dogs don’t go on the map, but they can have a card: a GOOD DOG card, made from your photo in a minute.

Make your dog a card

Questions people ask

How do I get a trading card of my cat?: Take a photo of your cat in the Chonk Finder app. It makes the card from the photo: the name, the type, two moves and the stats. That is free. To have it printed, order one card for $10 or a pack of 8 for $29, and I post it to you.
Are they real trading cards?: Yes. 2.5 x 3.5 inches, the same size as a Pokemon card, printed at 300 DPI on special card stock with a varnish. They fit a standard sleeve.
Can I get printed cards without paying?: Find 40 chonks in the app and I print you a pack for nothing. I also give cards away at events and on Instagram and r/chonkfinder.
Can you make a card of a cat that has died?: Yes. If you have a photo of them, the card is made from that, and I can send it in a protective case.
How long does it take to arrive?: A week or two. They are printed in Victoria and posted from Canada, and shipping is included anywhere in the world.