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Derik Fucking Forreal

CP110

Derik Fucking Forreal, a cat found on Chonk Finder

Brown Tabby

Dinner Demand50

Screams directly into your soul until the bowl is full. It is 3am.

Door Tantrum80

Sits outside a closed door yelling. Enters. Leaves. Yells again immediately.

weaknessclosed doorsFound by @trexairz 🇨🇦

CFfound2×common

Stripes. The default cat, and none the worse.

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Derik Fucking Forreal has 110 CP.

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Lives in Victoria

Derik Fucking Forreal, a common Brown Tabby on Chonk Finder